Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Children of God
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Puddles on the Dance Floor
One of my favorite old songs growing up was "Sway" by Dean Martin.
The funny thing is, it was my mother's LEAST favorite Dean Martin song. She misheard the lyrics as
Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear but my eyes will see only you (kind of dangerous if they actually are peeing on the floor, no?)
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee (Great. Now we are both really in danger of slipping. Maybe we should just sit this one out...)
My mom knew that wasn't what he was singing, but somehow she couldn't get that picture out of her head during the song.
Much as I love the song, I like to kid people about the "violence" in it.
"I can hear the sound of violence long before it begins" (That would make you a great cop, but what does it have to do with dancing? Are you expecting to have to fight over me? Just let him cut in...)
My friend Katdish did an awesome post in January about misheard lyrics, with some hysterical comments.
If you are interested in what Dino is really singing, here it is..
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know howI'm labeling this as a "Life is Funny" post and linking this to my friend's blog to encourage her to bring the carnival back!
Sway me smooth, sway me now
You know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
This video may be more to your taste. It's not Dino, but I still like it!
I'm linking back to my friend here, and hoping she brings back the "Life is Funny" blog carnival.
The funny thing is, it was my mother's LEAST favorite Dean Martin song. She misheard the lyrics as
Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear but my eyes will see only you (kind of dangerous if they actually are peeing on the floor, no?)
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee (Great. Now we are both really in danger of slipping. Maybe we should just sit this one out...)
My mom knew that wasn't what he was singing, but somehow she couldn't get that picture out of her head during the song.
Much as I love the song, I like to kid people about the "violence" in it.
"I can hear the sound of violence long before it begins" (That would make you a great cop, but what does it have to do with dancing? Are you expecting to have to fight over me? Just let him cut in...)
My friend Katdish did an awesome post in January about misheard lyrics, with some hysterical comments.
If you are interested in what Dino is really singing, here it is..
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know howI'm labeling this as a "Life is Funny" post and linking this to my friend's blog to encourage her to bring the carnival back!
Sway me smooth, sway me now
You know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
This video may be more to your taste. It's not Dino, but I still like it!
I'm linking back to my friend here, and hoping she brings back the "Life is Funny" blog carnival.
Monday, May 23, 2011
My Prayer Today
My friend Jason hosts "Warrior Poet Circle" every other Monday.
I'm not sure which seems more convoluted, thinking of myself as a warrior or a poet, so though I admire both warriors and poets, I seldom participate. Today, however, the "assignment" is to write a prayer. That didn't seem so hard. I think I pray every day. So here it is. Not quite warrior like, not quite poetry. It is just my prayer today.
My Prayer Today
Thank you, Lord for loving me.
I often question why you do
When I myself would wipe me off my shoe if I could
I understand that Your Son washed me and dressed me in wedding clothes
But look at me!
I have gravy on my dress, my hair is a mess from dancing and my hands are sticky again!
If I could only stay clean and lovely
I'd understand that You love what He made me to become...
But how is it you can love me?
Because you made me in your image?
You mean I haven't rubbed that out?
I couldn't possibly rub that out?
Where is your image in me?
WHERE?
I DON'T SEE IT!
What?
The ability to love?
Then help me to love more greatly and more purely.
Help me to love even those unlovely
like me...
Then draw us together close to You
I'm not sure which seems more convoluted, thinking of myself as a warrior or a poet, so though I admire both warriors and poets, I seldom participate. Today, however, the "assignment" is to write a prayer. That didn't seem so hard. I think I pray every day. So here it is. Not quite warrior like, not quite poetry. It is just my prayer today.
My Prayer Today
Thank you, Lord for loving me.
I often question why you do
When I myself would wipe me off my shoe if I could
I understand that Your Son washed me and dressed me in wedding clothes
But look at me!
I have gravy on my dress, my hair is a mess from dancing and my hands are sticky again!
If I could only stay clean and lovely
I'd understand that You love what He made me to become...
But how is it you can love me?
Because you made me in your image?
You mean I haven't rubbed that out?
I couldn't possibly rub that out?
Where is your image in me?
WHERE?
I DON'T SEE IT!
What?
The ability to love?
Then help me to love more greatly and more purely.
Help me to love even those unlovely
like me...
Then draw us together close to You
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Accepting the Mystery
Such is my own way of looking at what Christians call the Atonement. But remember this is only one more picture. Do not mistake it for the thing itself: and if it does not help you, drop it. (Mere Christianity, p. 61)
As I read the last paragraph of Chapter 4 Book Two of Mere Christianity, I was reminded of what Jesus said about one needing to be like a child to enter the kingdom of Heaven.
I have had the privilege of teaching the faith to children for seventeen years. While it didn't start out so in the beginning, my favorite part of the whole year is that day when some brave child asks about the great mysteries of the faith.
As I read the last paragraph of Chapter 4 Book Two of Mere Christianity, I was reminded of what Jesus said about one needing to be like a child to enter the kingdom of Heaven.
I have had the privilege of teaching the faith to children for seventeen years. While it didn't start out so in the beginning, my favorite part of the whole year is that day when some brave child asks about the great mysteries of the faith.
How can God have no beginning? Everything has a beginning!
How can God be three individual persons in one God? Yes, we know about the shamrock and St. Pat, but aren't those leaves really just part of the shamrock? So aren't Father, Son, and Holy Spirit just parts of God?
How can one man, no matter how good, pay for the sins of everyone in the whole world?
I can't pretend that any of those questions are easy. Each time the questions are asked, I have to ask the Holy Spirit to help me. Each time I have to ask the Holy Spirit to help my students accept. You know what? The Holy Spirit has not let me down ever!
My favorite part is when I look at their faces after doing my best to answer them, and then admitting that these things are a mystery to me, too. Indeed, great theologians have contemplated just such questions their whole lives long and come up with the answer "It really is a mystery." Many times I have seen the faces of the children who ask the question relax when they get that answer. They can accept a mystery. Some ask "Will we know when we get to Heaven?" My answer? "We will see God in Heaven face to face, so we just might. And if not, we can at least ask Him?"
Children are able to get the concept that if it doesn't help, they can drop it. My students have taught me well.
For more discussions about this Chapter of Mere Christianity, check out my friend Sarah's blog.
Children are able to get the concept that if it doesn't help, they can drop it. My students have taught me well.
For more discussions about this Chapter of Mere Christianity, check out my friend Sarah's blog.
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