Beginning of Summer Twitter Ho Down Post

kelybreez After 3 weeks in Uganda, kelybreez posts again... Read all about it! (dangerous Breeze) kelybreez.com/post/610680655…

Helenatrandom @kelybreez Welcome back! I missed you! I thought you were boycotting the twitter because @weightwhat hasn't been around.

kelybreez @Helenatrandom What happened to @weightwhat ? Why hasn't she been around? Was she in a tizzy because I was gone?

Helenatrandom @kelybreez No tizzy, just busy. Life is just a whirlwind when one is as popular as she@ @weightwhat

kelybreez @Helenatrandom Yeah, that's just her cover excuse. She's mad at me. I know it.

Helenatrandom @kelybreez Maybe it was because you refused to pack her in your carry on case and take her with you. @weightwhat

weightwhat @Helenatrandom @kelybreez Oh, and because I started a new job.

@Helenatrandom@weightwhat Really? Congratulations! What do you do?

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SarahBeeC My office smells like wet dog

@Helenatrandom@SarahBeeC Maybe you should rethink that candle scent...

katdish @Helenatrandom SNORT!

katdish @SarahBeeC @helenatrandom's tweet reminded me of this. Perhaps you can create some of these? http://youtu.be/u-6ph7NWoBM

SarahBeeC @Helenatrandom Leather - check, freshly cut grass - check, wet dog - scratch that --- done

@Helenatrandom @katdish Red meat candles! AWESOME! (But sadly, no bacon...)

Helenatrandom @SarahBeeC How about bacon scented candles? YUM!

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@makeadiff21@Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter All I know is I've missed the snark that the twitterverse adds to my daily life :-)

Helenatrandom @makeadiff21 I know. I miss it, too!

sarahmsalter @makeadiff21 Oh, so you need SNARK, do you? *evil grin* @Helenatrandom

makeadiff21 @Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter One has to have it to survive at times, ya know? Hahaha

The First Twitter Ho Down Post of March

Do you know what we haven't had here in ages?  A HO DOWN!  A twitter ho down to be exact.  This time I've made it easy for you, and you can just follow along like it was  a conversation.   I know.  I'm spoiling you. 

dlrayburn @duane_scott So how is your "daddy" doing?

duane_scott @dlrayburn are you asking me who my daddy is? Really.

jasonvana @duane_scott @dlrayburn #awkward

Helenatrandom @duane_scott @dlrayburn I HATE the expression "Who's your daddy?" Ummm.... a man who'd beat the crap out of any man who'd ASK me that...

dlrayburn @duane_scott Drink some more coffee buddy... that said How not who. ;-)

katdish Random fact: The honey bee kills more people each year than venomous snakes. Happy Spring, y'all!

Helenatrandom katdish Okay, now I feel guilty for putting honey in my whiskey (medicinal purposes only...). Now I'll have to learn to drink it straight.

RobinMArnold Pretty sure my phone is laying dead somewhere in the house. Not sure I care.

Helenatrandom@RobinMArnold PHONICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shouldn't you get the CSI's down there, ASAP?

Helenatrandom @br8kthru @sarahmsalter BTW, is it too late for me to take my name out of the drawing for Mere Christianity? I told my husband about the

Helenatrandom @br8kthru @sarahmsalter the book discussion, and he forbade me... KIDDING!!!! Actually, he dug his copy out of a box in the basement and

sarahmsalter @Helenatrandom LOL! You should've seen how big my eyes just got!! :o) @br8kthru

Helenatrandom@sarahmsalter I know. Sometimes my sense of humor is a little.... "too much?" @br8kthru

Helenatrandom @Psych_USA Why pineapple? Because it's the symbol of hospitality? Because of it's odd shape? Because bananas are too suggestive? WHY???

Schnik I really want to announce something exciting but I'm waiting on one more thing before I do. Stay tuned.

Helenatrandom@Schnik Suspense!! Do you know how to keep a lunatic in suspense for 24 hours?

Helenatrandom @Schnik hehehehehehe!!!!!!!! I'll tell you tomorrow!!! :-0

Helenatrandom My cousin just sent me an email telling me how he doubled the value of his car! He filled it with gas.

funnyoneliners "My chicken outranks your chicken, Colonel Sanders!" - General Tso RT @zombot

RobinMArnold Meat eaters don't taste good." Guy talking about lions on Terry Gross show. Interesting.

Helenatrandom@RobinMArnold One more reason to not become a vegetarian...

duane_scott “@weightwhat: @duane_scott I do what I can.” // Care to give me a name for a character? A wife who's married to a surgeon. She's 38.

@weightwhat @duane_scott What's the surgeon's name?

duane_scott @weightwhat Roy. He's 40 and balding. @Helenatrandom

Helenatrandom@duane_scott What is she like? Is she 40 and balding? Is she a trophy wife? Booby prize wife? @weightwhat

Helenatrandom @duane_scott Are you looking for a whimsical name? Dickensian? @weightwhat

weightwhat @Helenatrandom AAAAA!!!! You said booby!

@Helenatrandom@weightwhat Yep. And I got you to say it, too!