Thursday, February 4, 2010

Grammies, Sleep Talking Man, and Wrestling: Twitter Was Invented For the Random Ones...

Okay, why the #Grammy hashtags, with the King Tut link you may ask... Well, @redclaydiaries tweeted that the Grammy Awards were making her feel ancient, so I lamely tweeted "You feel ancient!" and linked to the Tut video. Then when I was listening and was reminded of the "Could have won a Grammy...." line in the song, I thought it would be funny to keep tweeting that link with the #GrammyAwards hashtag and confuse anyone who found it by clicking trending topics. I know, it was a very lame practical joke. Most of the safest ones are...
Oh, and #stm stands for sleep talking man. Steph at the Red Clay Diaries found him, and some of us are really enjoying the one lines he spews out in his sleep.

Okay. As usual, bottoms up. Oh, and read the tweets starting at the bottom and move up if you have any hope of making sense of this...

RT @StephenAtHome i didn't see the lost premiere last night so i have no idea what happened. much like the people who did see it

RT @jimmyfallon A man in Australia was arrested for kissing a police dog at a pub. In his defense, he had no idea she was a cop. #FallonMono
7:04 PM Feb 3rd from web

@redclaydiaries Hey, it's all Orthodox! Tomato, tomahto...

@SBeeCreations I had to look it up. I was REALLY worried that I wouldn't get pictures...

@weightwhat So you knew losing religion meant getting angry? I thought it meant.... losing something entirely different...

@sarahmsalter I felt a lot better a few months later when I found out it was southern for getting angry.

@sarahmsalter was freaked out that someone would be doing THAT in a spotlight!!!

@sarahmsalter You know that song about being in the spotlight "Losing my Religion..."? I totally thought it meant something else, and


RT @funnyoneliners If I were Batman, the "Bat Cave" would have only one tiny computer and a whole lot more beer. Wait... OMG! I'M BATMAN!! RT @JerryThomas

@CandySteele I say that, but Bob was willing to eat out while mom was in hospital, and I preferred my crock pot.

@CandySteele Do you do the cooking at home? Because you see, even tho I am a pretty good cook, I'm happy letting someone else cook..

@ImAPennyPincher I am hoping she does something Easter lamby... I'd get it for my aunt.

@makeadiff21 Yeah...I couldn't resist sounding impatient for the patience post, even though I have no idea what I will say...

@redclaydiaries It's especially funny because he doesn't mean to say it, you know? That puppy line who be gross if he MEANT to say it...

@marni71 My daddy was the last one left of six siblings, but he was the second youngest. Youngest died when daddy was three....

@marni71 I read it on a bio page on the internet. I just felt so bad for him being the only one left, and so young. He was the oldest, too

@BridgetChumbley BUT I WANT THE CARNIVAL TO START NOW!!! WAHHHH!!

"No puppy! Bad puppy! Make you into puppy slippers." #stm

@sarahmsalter Here it's enough to make us all blush...while typing "TWSS" as fast as we can...

@sarahmsalter Good morning. I'm with you. I wouldn't use that term of endearment around here ever...Well, maybe if Bob twittered...



@marni71 Oh yeah! And Kevin Von Erich was rather handsome...nice legs. You know he is the only brother still alive?

@SBeeCreations I knew that wrestling had to change their initials, which is why I asked.I wasn't sure if she was watching wrestling or birds

@marni71 I am good. I watch Smackdown on Raw every week, so I had to ask. I love to watch wrestling. Seriously. No ECW, tho. No SyFy

While I am in full agreement with you bro, at least it is clean snow. Unlike here ... RT @billycoffey http://twitpic.com/116s5z GAA!!

@marni71 What does WWF stand for. It used to be wrestling, but they changed their initials, so I'm curious...
9:34 AM Feb 3rd from web in reply to marni71

RT @funnyoneliners Sometimes I look in the mirror and think: "Damn girl; look at you, lookin' all hot". Then other times I'm sober. RT @ruthakers
6:49 PM Feb 2nd from web

@br8kthru finds it all a bit amusing.... Like daddy found it when I slept through thunderstorms and sirens...

@br8kthru Thanks. Deep down, I love going to Church on Sunday, though I don't love getting up in the morning. I'm sure my Father finds

@emptynestegg Pretty good. Mom is in good spirits.She is temporarily at a Nursing Home, but she understands she will come home after healing

@br8kthru She was so happy, if happiness caused healing, she'd be ready to go home!!! I am so glad they came.

@br8kthru I really like your post today. I went on a bit of a tangent, but this time I am not apologizing. :-) Don't be afraid. I was nice

@br8kthru She was really happy. Her sister visited, as well as a niece with her daughter, and later another niece with her three kids.

@br8kthru Good. I went to a bday party for my husbands cousin's son. That was fun. Visited mom of course. She had lots of visitors.

@sarahmsalter Can they do that? The WHOLE mess?

@BridgetChumbley Ok...I read that as "time to drop the kids off at the grocery store" at first. Do I need more sleep, or an eye exam?

@sarahmsalter 3 FOOT WALL OF ICE!!! Good Golly Miss Molly, how did that happen?

I going to join Bob in front of the television machine. Later gators....

He gave his life for tourism... #GrammyAwards http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/king-tut/976141/


He could have won a Grammy...buried in his jammies http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/king-tut/976141/


@redclaydiaries YOU feel ancient... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/king-tut/976141/

@redclaydiaries @Nick_theGeek You both are really looking for reasons to tease Candy.(and yes, I noticed it. Just giving NtG a hard time)

@sarahmsalter Well, normally it's @katdish 's fault, but when @Nick_theGeek does something bad, he likes to draw special attention to it...

@Nick_theGeek gosh its hot but Im not complaining? That one? Boy, you take the word "gosh" as seriously as my mom used to! She lightened up

@Nick_theGeek I looked. Can't find it. Either someone is pulling your leg, or @CandySteele learned how to delete a tweet...

@Nick_theGeek What did you do to make @CandySteele cuss?

@weightwhat Housecleaning. I really let things go for a while. Same with shopping.

@weightwhat Mom is in good spirits. Now that mom is nearer to home, I am busier, actually trying to do stuff, you know?


RT @funnyoneliners Age is not measured in years, but in how long you continue to think "keg" when you see a red Solo cup. RT @nonsequiturific

3 comments:

jasonS said...

Whole lot of fun this week! :)

Kelli said...

I seriously love sleep talking man. I saw him on the Today show. Too funny!

katdish said...

I gotta check your following list. That batman tweet was HA-larious!