I am sorry I am late with my Life is Funny Post. It's a good thing Wendy is flexible. TWSS.
On Monday I went to Walgreens to buy Easter candy that was 50% off for this Saturday's CCD class. Our last class was three weeks ago. It was way too early for an Easter party, and if I am going to give the candy a week later, isn't it reasonable that I take advantage of the discount? I picked Reese's bunnies, chocolate eggs, and some weird Brach's candy I never saw before, but was quite reasonably priced.
Then I got in line, and noticed that a new cashier had been hired. AHhhhhh!!! A newbie.... (rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally now...)
I wasn't quite sure what I was going to do, but I new an opportunity to be odd would present itself. I was not disappointed! You know how the computer spits out coupons for random things at the end of a purchase? Well, at the end of my candy (and ONLY candy) purchase, I got a coupon with my receipt for Clairol hair coloring.
Helenatrandom: Boy, BIG BROTHER is truly here, isn't it?
Helenatrandom: You're computer just told me I need a dye job! I know the ladies at Church have been telling me that for months, but how does the Walgreens computer know that?
Helenatrandom: Even my personal computer at home knows better than to get that personal!
Unfortunately at this point the cashier stopped avoiding my eyes, looked straight into them, and then laughed. I don't know what it is about my eyes. They always give me away. Always.
Not hysterically, funny, but kinda sorta, no?
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