Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Knockoff Marshmallow Bunny Peeps: Is the Savings REALLY Worth It?

Warning!!! The following may not be appropriate for younger and more sensitive internet users!!!!



Appropriate Marshmallow Bunny Peeps to pass out to fourth grade Religion class...

Inappropriate bunny peeps to pass out to fourth grade Religion Class...



Why inappropriate? Take a look at just one....
See?
IT'S A BOY!!!



I went to K-Mart with a friend on Friday. I had already bought half price candy for my class at Walgreens and Osco, and didn't get marshmallow peeps because I don't like them. But my friend Eve does, and she talked me into it on Friday. So I grabbed four packages so each kid could have two, and we got in line. (She got pens, and I was also getting the most adorable yellow place mats that look like doilies, but are actually plastic...) It was when she was in line before me that I noticed ONE package of peeps that looked inappropriate. I asked her if she saw what I saw. I reminded her they are in fourth grade (she is a teacher, too). She said "Yep. Better exchange them!" Since I didn't want Peeps with peni, I decided to go run and find a new package. (I know... TWSS) I glanced at the other boxes before going, but they looked okay at the time.
I kept a line of people waiting while I selected an appropriate package. There were lots of inappropriate bunnies... I felt so lucky to have only picked one pack of bad bunnies...
In the car, I joked with Eve that I should have bought that pack as well so that I could have written a blog post about it. She rolled her eyes. She does NOT read my blog... And yes, we are still friends...
Anyways, the next day, I am ready to pack them in my case and take them with me when I find that they suddenly developed! Okay. They were probably like that when I bought them, and I didn't notice it...
Leave it to me to buy p*rn*grafic bunny beeps for a Religious Education class with nine year olds!

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13 comments:

Bridget Chumbley said...

hehe You said peni.

Thanks for this much needed laugh, Helen!

Shark Bait said...

On the plus side, I'm sure he can stand in a microwave on his own.

katdish said...

peni...Snort!

And Shark Bait's got a good point.

Ha! Those bunnies have a good point...

Yes, I'm 12 years old.

Marni said...

Anatomically correct Peeps? What is the world coming to? Come now, Lord Jesus...

♥ Kathy said...

Oh Helen this made me laugh! Who woulda thought?

jasonS said...

This is too funny! So glad you noticed and shared. I don't guess it's that odd- they are bunnies after all. You didn't wake up the next morning to find 6 more packages of peeps did you?

And although I'm no scientist, I believe the plural of 'penis' is 'peninsula' -just trying to help. :)

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

I was gonna write "Snort. Peni."

But I see that others were on top of it first.

TWSS.

Nick the Geek said...

well, it could have been much worse. They could have been happy bunnie marshmallows.

Chris Sullivan said...

Whats the world coming to? :)

Wendy said...

...and in today's news, the Catholic Church has a new scandal on it's hands at Helen hands out well endowed Peeps to 9 year olds. Comments from church ladies (who had earlier commented on the need for Helen to dye her hair) were heard saying,"We're shocked by this behavior! Now, where can we find some of those Peeps?"

pip said...

Wow, for a second I thought they were on purpose! Phew! Wouldn't have been surprised though...

Duane Scott said...

BEST "TWSS" EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Peni ~ SNORT!

Candy said...

I was reading this on my phone during lunch and literally choked laughing at "peni." This is a real peep show, Helen. I'm real curious what would happen to them in Katdish's microwave.