I haven't been posting twitter posts lately because I'm not sure I have been all that entertaining on the twitter lately. But I noticed I posted every day this week, and want to keep up my "winning streak", so there you go! Bottoms up!
Today I am grateful that we did not lose anything from freezer when it started breaking down, and that we will have turkey this weekend.
Small Success Thursday: One box of camomile tea is finished. The freezer is cleaned. Ice cubes are made. Dishes are done. Posts r read
@sarahmsalter God bless you, Sarah! May your new doc have healing hands!
Mars is in trouble now.... he still hasn't bought Earth a card...
@redclaydiaries Yep.... You saw the video....Could totally poke an eye out working on those... TWSS...
@redclaydiaries You are welcome. BTW, I still would not be able to change a tire myself. I have trouble with lugnuts. TWSS....
@PeterPollock OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! LOL!!
@katdish No, I don't think a Church needs to be popular. But one might think sheer numbers will act as a recommendation.
I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple
I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain
@weightwhat Oh. If it weren't for the beginning were he acts like heretical preacher, that'd be my theme song...
@weightwhat Although, I am not so fond of the beginning like I was as a kid... But I still like to GO CRAZY!!
@weightwhat I can understand you not wanting to party like they did in the olden days (1999), but YOU don't LOVE "Let's Go Crazy"?
@sarahmsalter What a coincidence! My Dad was a guy, too!
@br8kthru Good morning! And "Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let's go! Go crazy"
@marni71 Are we going to let the elevator break us down? NO! Let's go!!
@br8kthru So when the elevator tries to break you down.. GO CRAZY, HONEYCHILD, GO!!!!
@marni71 And if the elevator tries to break you down, GO CRAZY...HONEYCHILD...GO!!!!
I'm not trying to put Cracker Barrel down... I really thought it was some sort of general store specializing in crackers....
@weightwhat I've never been to a Cracker Barrel either. I've passed them on the way to places, but never had a taste for crackers on the way
@sarahmsalter He came. The fan on the defroster wasn't working right.
OK. Time to clean house some more. While listening to The Apple Turnover Murder by Joanne Fluke. Good story.
@redclaydiaries Momma used to say that repairman would do a better job in a clean house because the owner looks pickier without being mean.
@redclaydiaries My freezer is making funny noises so I am trying to clean the house before repairman gets here. Why? I dunno...
@weightwhat Huh? You mean he didn't know that he doesn't menstruate until I told him?
@sarahmsalter actually, I was just trying to explain the context. I figure he is smart enough to know that he doesn't menstruate....
@racegearcom88 We were talking about women's issues... Personal ones (aka menstruation). Thus our doubt that men "get it"
@weightwhat They can't help it, really..
@weightwhat I tried to ask my doctor about it, but being a man, he didn't understand...
@weightwhat I don't remember that commercial. Speaking of commercial, are you disappointed that yours isn't blue?
@weightwhat How do you say in front of everyone, "No, actually I think it sounds gross.." So I tried it and found out it is SUPER!!
@weightwhat I learned it from one of my students... Kids were making fun of her for that. I scolded them. She asked if I wanted to try it.
@weightwhat For an extra healthy serving of veggies, I like to dip potato chips in ketchup.
@duane_scott My coffee is NOT that weak though....That man just liked the joke.... I made him make the coffee once.. No stronger than mine!
@duane_scott One man at my old prayer group described my coffee as "canoe coffee: very near water..." He should be well again in no time!
Why do I forget to eat lunch? I used to be so bright... Now I can't remember to eat lunch.. or breakfast...
@PeterPollock "Bob, be sure to use the urinal at the Hoover Dam... Peter Pollock says they are the best EVER!" Yes. That'll seem normal.
@katdish find anything because of it!" Yes. I was thinking about you...
@katdish THAT'S THE ONE! Someone was just saying how men have it easier because they don't, well, you know, and I was like "But they can't
@duane_scott I was a dweeb. I actually did homework and research in the library...
@katdish Do you vaguely remember a rant you did last year on twitter about men thinking us women had built in homing devices? Very funny.
@SBeeCreations Nice name! St Matthew and St Franscis? I LIKE!!!
@sarahmsalter More than occasionally. But you really hit the jackpot with your Leslie Nielson making everything funnier.. Ever since
@SBeeCreations Rick? Rich? Richie? Oh well. He is your baby. You don't have to name him after NASCAR if you don't want to..
@sarahmsalter When did this happen. (I mean their agreement, not the Bible...)
@sarahmsalter I thought he was being named Richard, after the patron saint of NASCAR. You know... "Speedy"...
@SBeeCreations Good. Whatever isn't done is NOT as important as taking care of Little Richard's momma... Snort! "Little Richard"....
@sarahmsalter Asher? Why are you calling Richard "Asher"?
@RobinMArnold AWWW C'MON!!! I just got out my pitch fork and lit a torch! Now what do I do with them?
@RobinMArnold Ew. U could post the # on the Twitter and let the mob take care of him.
@redclaydiaries I understood anyways... Sometimes it's like all of FOTTSP shares one brain....
@sarahmsalter I thought of you at the retreat today... the woman in charge put a lot of prep into this....
@Helenatrandom Well, I know I DO love THAT a$$. The clown costume is just a bonus.
@RobinMArnold I don't even know how to text. Or how to tell if I got one. Or find one if I got one. Or read one if I got one.
@$$ clown pic ....http://bit.ly/ai6dgO
@redclaydiaries And admit it. You love a good @$$, clown or not...
@RobinMArnold But apparently we really like @$$e$, so it all averaged out... @$$ clowns are in.
@br8kthru At least you aren't considering "It Was the Vest of Times, it Was the Wurst of Times..." (I know. TWSS)
@duane_scott Nah! We are cool! I like a wee little argument every once in a while. I miss Mom's old tenant. He was good for pickin a fight
@sarahmsalter Tomorrow morning I help out with a First Communion retreat. Then Bob and I take my uncle out for lunch. You?
@duane_scott and so is Popeye...
@duane_scott and I thought putting on Chopin's Funeral March No. 5 would make my friends worry. But I am doing better now, and considering
@duane_scott Pop up players have a pause button on it, Sherlock. Click it, and you are listening to your own music again no problem.
@duane_scott fancy dancy wordpress sites! My blog is my creative outlet, NOT a frickin' democracy! I put up what I like, thank you v. much
@duane_scott I like it! They don't ask me what I want on their sidebar or the color of their layout, or if I prefer blogspot to their
@duane_scott NO!!! I loved having a pop up player (TWSS) on my blog! I don't feel like putting it back up now, but I will one day!
99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Coincidence? RT @JerryThomas
I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves. via @santhonythomasThe Rock knew his wrestling career was over when he looked across the ring and saw his opponent... THE PAPER. RT @JerryThomas