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“A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.” G.K. Chesterton
Squirrels are from the devil (sorry Helen, I know you want to ignore him and hear I am bringing him up). You know why they are? Because they try to kill me each time I go to church. They don't bother me when I'm on my way to Wal Mart or to the gym (okay, I lied, I meant Chick Fil A) but they come out in droves when I'm driving to church. Conicidence? I think not...they just don't want me to go fellowship with other believers and hear about our Mighty God. Who's handiwork could that be? hmmm. I'm so preconditioned to dodge anything that runs out at me and so I do. One day, I'm gonna flip the dang car over a useless squirrel. Pray for me to have the guts to just run one down and leave it the road as an example to the others...
Marni, I understand your urge to run them over. I can't. Cousin Lavergne would never forgive me. Annie, Lavergne would be crushed to think such a game exists. She goes to the park to feed them nuts you know. Bless her heart.
Where i live i see people feeding the squirrels all the time. And all kinds of food. M & M's, nuts, raisins, all sorts of things and they come right up to you and literally take it out of your hands. EWWW and GROSS!!!!
Michelle, I totally agree with you. My cousin does feed them by hand, though. Steph, I have to feel sorry for anyone hungry enough to eat a squirrel. Heartbreaking, isn't it?
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Sherri, now you know why I think of squirrels as bushy tailed rats! See the trouble they cause!
Squirrels are from the devil (sorry Helen, I know you want to ignore him and hear I am bringing him up). You know why they are? Because they try to kill me each time I go to church. They don't bother me when I'm on my way to Wal Mart or to the gym (okay, I lied, I meant Chick Fil A) but they come out in droves when I'm driving to church. Conicidence? I think not...they just don't want me to go fellowship with other believers and hear about our Mighty God. Who's handiwork could that be? hmmm. I'm so preconditioned to dodge anything that runs out at me and so I do. One day, I'm gonna flip the dang car over a useless squirrel. Pray for me to have the guts to just run one down and leave it the road as an example to the others...
Marni - just hit the darn thing and then you can tell all your friends you were the winner in a game of 'squirrel chicken'.
Marni, I understand your urge to run them over. I can't. Cousin Lavergne would never forgive me.
Annie, Lavergne would be crushed to think such a game exists. She goes to the park to feed them nuts you know. Bless her heart.
Where i live i see people feeding the squirrels all the time. And all kinds of food. M & M's, nuts, raisins, all sorts of things and they come right up to you and literally take it out of your hands. EWWW and GROSS!!!!
Speaking of squirrel chicken...
I hear squirrels taste just like chicken.
(That's what I've heard from them rednecks. I've never tried squirrel myself - that I'm aware of...)
Michelle, I totally agree with you. My cousin does feed them by hand, though.
Steph, I have to feel sorry for anyone hungry enough to eat a squirrel. Heartbreaking, isn't it?
Um...Steph - if you've eaten at a chinese restuarant in the outskirts of Atlanta, I'm pretty sure you've eaten squirrel.
Katdish, I don't know why, but I am surprised you went there......I try to just believe them when they say it is chicken or beef...
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