Monday, April 20, 2009

Is That Cat Talking to Me?

Get Fuzzy

I am going to a dinner dance this weekend, and reading this made me wonder: are they talking to me? I know I salsa dance at the supermarket, but not for the whole time I am there. When I was young, I used to dance nonstop......Now, there is very little that I can do nonstop.....

Oh, my friend Katdish at Hey Look, A Chicken did a post about using Google Analytics and what searches people have used and ended up finding her. I have decided to label everything on my blog "porn" so that people get misdirected here, and hopefully find guidance. What's the worst that could happen? Okay, maybe I'll only do that for every other post....

Or not at all...

10 comments:

Wendy said...

Hey, I thought I'd find some porn here! Drats. Have to google it again...

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Dang, cheated by Google AGAIN! This blog isn't what I was looking for....

Helen said...

Wendy and Candy, thank you for your support.....
If I can't help all of the porn searchers, I'll send some on over to you.

Anonymous said...

I got here by googling Helen's butt crack...

so where is it?

Inquiring minds want to know...

(snort)

katdish said...

I was a bit disappointed that I didn't get any pornographic cheese butlter hits.

Helen said...

Anonymous, I know who you are. I would recognize that snort anywhere...
Katdish, trust me, you should've. FOTTSP was number one in Pornographic Cheese Buttlers, and HLAC was number two. But then maybe since I only checked the list, but didn't click on either, it didn't register on your google analytics. Yes. That is probably it....

sherri said...

Sometimes, if people comment and use porno words, it still will bring google searches to your site.

Trust me.

RICHARD GERE and the gerbil.An Urban legend.

Here, now you can have all those people.

Wendy said...

Perhaps if someone were to leave a comment about hot monkey sex...

Wendy said...

Isn't there supposed to be some Hungarian porn here?

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