I walked up to the security officers and said....
HRM: Excuse me, are you working security for the St. {You Know Who) function?
Security Officer 1: Yes, ma'am.
Security Officer 2: How can we help you?
Security Officer 3: Is there a problem?
HRM: I'm not sure...
(Security stands looking concerned)
HRM: Could you check my dress in the back to make sure it isn't tucked into my undies?
Security Officer:2 Your fine.....
HRM: Thank you. I feel much more secure now, thank you.....
The second time I went, let's just say they expected it....
I don't know if you guys found it funny, but I did....
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10 comments:
HAHAHA.
Too funny, Helen.
I'm singing this comment just for yoooooooooooou....
Did you really?
I can't wait to go somewhere publicly with you just to stand back and watch you in action!
GO HELEN!
Beth and Sherri, you know you don't get to just stand back. I will INVOLVE you both.
OH, HECK YEAH!
HELEN ROCKS!
Helen, you are a kick in the pants! Or maybe a kick in the dress tucked into the undies. Either way, you're just a moment waiting to happen. :o)
Katdish, honestly, I asked myself WWKD the moment I saw them congregated back turned to the women's bathroom like that. I thought, "she'd ask them if their was any veggie in her teeth, then tell them how much more secure she feels now thanks to them". Not wanting to steal your thunder, I went with the dress in the undies question.
Wendy, thanks. I figure when they tell their families at home about the weird dress lady, they will leave out how they were all standing there making the bathroom the safest place to be in the restaurant, therefore leaving out the best part. Maybe it would have made it up to them if my dress was just a little tuc.....nah, nevermind...
You might just be my new hero. Awkward is INCREDIBLE!!!
Hi! I just had to come back and read this again. It makes me smile.
This is why you get singled out for SCL honors
It is funny!
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