Thursday, April 30, 2009

SECURITY! SECURITY!!!!

On Saturday, Bob and I went to a dinner (blah, got a little sick from eating chocolate after going so long without...) and silent auction benefiting a friend's Church. Have any of you ever gone to a nice restaurant or banquet hall only to find the security hanging out at the bathroom door. FOUR security personnel were hanging out in front of the ladies room. Well, you know your friend Random Helen. Where others see only oddness, I see oddness AND opportunity......
I walked up to the security officers and said....
HRM: Excuse me, are you working security for the St. {You Know Who) function?
Security Officer 1: Yes, ma'am.
Security Officer 2: How can we help you?
Security Officer 3: Is there a problem?
HRM: I'm not sure...
(Security stands looking concerned)
HRM: Could you check my dress in the back to make sure it isn't tucked into my undies?
Security Officer:2 Your fine.....
HRM: Thank you. I feel much more secure now, thank you.....

The second time I went, let's just say they expected it....

I don't know if you guys found it funny, but I did....

If you have something funny to share, how about joining the fun by clicking the button and joining Wendy's carnival...

10 comments:

Beth said...

HAHAHA.

Too funny, Helen.

I'm singing this comment just for yoooooooooooou....

sherri said...

Did you really?

I can't wait to go somewhere publicly with you just to stand back and watch you in action!

GO HELEN!

Helen said...

Beth and Sherri, you know you don't get to just stand back. I will INVOLVE you both.

katdish said...

OH, HECK YEAH!

HELEN ROCKS!

Wendy said...

Helen, you are a kick in the pants! Or maybe a kick in the dress tucked into the undies. Either way, you're just a moment waiting to happen. :o)

Helen said...

Katdish, honestly, I asked myself WWKD the moment I saw them congregated back turned to the women's bathroom like that. I thought, "she'd ask them if their was any veggie in her teeth, then tell them how much more secure she feels now thanks to them". Not wanting to steal your thunder, I went with the dress in the undies question.
Wendy, thanks. I figure when they tell their families at home about the weird dress lady, they will leave out how they were all standing there making the bathroom the safest place to be in the restaurant, therefore leaving out the best part. Maybe it would have made it up to them if my dress was just a little tuc.....nah, nevermind...

JML said...

You might just be my new hero. Awkward is INCREDIBLE!!!

katdish said...

Hi! I just had to come back and read this again. It makes me smile.

Nick the Geek said...

This is why you get singled out for SCL honors

Gabrielle Eden said...

It is funny!