I have stolen, er I mean creatively borrowed, this from Happy Catholic. If anyone is offended by this, please let me know, and I will throw myself at your cyberfeet and beg for forgiveness. My family and I resemble most of these, and we weren't offended, so I made some assumptions that others wouldn't be bothered. If you are, I do apologize.
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ...
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me!
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ... oooh look at the Froggy ... can I have a chocolate ... why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
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6 comments:
LOVE THIS! HILARIOUS!
And no, I'm not offended and have many of the aforementioned traits myself, I'm just an undiagnosed
mental case. Really, I'm certain of it!
Haha. I've seen this one before...but it's still funny everytime I read it!
Bah ha ha ha! Love that!
You have an ear for music most definitely!
wv: loractl
Honey, get the loractl. Suzie is singing Deck the Halls again.
Oh hilarious! I want this for my blog!
Go ahead, I borrowed it from someone else myself.
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