Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Why My Tree Is Fake

This song was inspired by Ryan B's post today. Click on the title of this post to check out his blog.


Owed to Allergies
(to be sung to the tune of jingle bells)

Allergies, Allergies
Pine trees make me sneeze
It’s not fun on Christmas day, when all you do is wheeze.

Allergies, allergies
Cause my throat to swell
Such a shame, since pine has a truly nice smell..

Dashing in the Chevy
To the apothecary
Hope I get there safe
It is starting to snow
Why did I buy the pine
I should’ve known it wouldn’t be fine
I can’t mow the lawn because I’m allergic to grass
Now I’m knocked flat on my…

Allergies, Allergies
Pine trees make me sneeze
It’s not fun on Christmas day, when all you do is wheeze.

Allergies, allergies
Cause my throat to swell
Such a shame, since pine has a truly nice smell..

5 comments:

katdish said...

"Dashing in the Chevy
To the apothecary" --

Wow, now that guy has a gift!

Helen said...

I know it is not nice to brag, but I wrote the song myself. Ryan B's post was my inspiration...

Mary Ann said...

Very cute...and right on!

I don't think I've ever had a plastic one before...does anyone still get real ones??

Ryan B said...

Haha. Great song. And thanks for the link. That's quite clever that you came up with that all. It fits dead on. You should copyright it.

Helen said...

Mare, apparently Ryan does.
Ryan, thanks.